Prince William…if I were you…

Dear Prince,

You may be ‘Heir Apparent’…but unfortunately your hair is becoming far less apparant…

You are such a wonderful role model for a generation, so I’ll tread lightly, but no-one can fail to notice that you don’t seem to be taking any steps to look after your quickly retreating hairline. You are one of the wealthiest, most handsome men in the world and, given that money is no expense and you are so in the public eye, I would have thought that you would have taken some measure to address this follicular crisis by now. Now I’m not saying that bald cannot be beautiful – it is very dependant on the proportaions and shape of a man’s head, and it can even highlight other features like the eyes (of which yours are beautiful, William!), but some action now needs to be taken. Even that rascally brother of yours, Harry, has quipped to the press that you “were already bald at 12!”  If I were you…I would have had myself on a treatment program like Advangen at the first signs of hair loss. It’s a simple daily regime to prolong your hair in its growth cycle, maintaining fuller, thicker hair for longer. Hurry Wills – there’s still time! Otherwise, take the plunge with another option: plug it back in (ala ‘Warnie yah yah’), let it all go or shave it all off (ala Bruce Willis). But please, please, please, don’t do as Daddy Prince Charles did and comb it over – that never works for anyone! (And another point: take heart in that men’s hair loss is linked to the amount of testosterone they have – so the balder you go, the more of a man you must be technically!)

Love you, mean it, B x

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